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I do not sell or share your information with anyone. From rickety leadership to entropic working styles, the business world, like real life, is shaded with chuckles. Growth Strategy: "If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.

Sloan Wilson The wheels are turning, but the hamsters are all dead. Robert Frost Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties. Worry about the day they stop. Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

He has hit rock bottom and started to dig. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. John Ciardi Why join the navy if you can be a pirate? Unknown Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. The Peter Principle Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion.

Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower Success is simply a matter of luck.

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